我是街头乞丐

身前一个空箱

企求的不是财物

 

Can you help me?
Anybody out there help me
Please can you help me?

Excuse me mister, I fell on hard times, I need some help
But don't need a dime, don't turn away, I'll wash your clothes
If you let me stay, find your remote,
Day after day, people walk by, I can't catch their eyes
I Pull out my sign,

it says:
Will work for love
I will (3x)I'll work for love, overtime
Baby, it says will work for love
I will (3x) I'll work for love, for all my life
I will work for love

Can you help me?(help me)
Anybody out there help me (does anybody out there)
Please can you help me?

Excuse me you two, got love to spare?
Search my whole heart, it ain't none in there
Pardon me sister, i'm on my last
Don't have no love, that's okay god bless

Day after day people walk by, I can't catch their eyes
Holding up my sign, it says:
Will work for love
I will (3x)I'll work for love, overtime
Baby, it says will work for love
I will (3x) I'll work for love, for all my life
I will work for love

it says:
Will work for love
I will (3x)I'll work for love, overtime
Baby, it says will work for love
I will (3x) I'll work for love, for all my life
I will work for love

I remember the day i lost my heart (hey yeah)
took it for granted i went to far
fall down crying and beg to feel that love again
I Hold this sign till the very end
Do anything

投胎是个技术活

干好了杀人的宣扬成救人的

 

乾隆有一次下江南，路上突然出现一群乌龟挡道。乾隆问，你们这些王八有何事上奏？乌龟们道。如今什么鸟人都有乌纱帽，皇上为何不也恩赐几顶与我辈？我等虽无金银，却有上等礼品乌龟王八蛋进贡呀。乾隆大笑到：好，有朝一日灯头朝下时，就让你等乌龟王八全部当官。乌龟们一听有所指望，皆九叩谢恩而去。乾隆便笑道：这帮蠢王八，油灯蜡烛头什么时候可以朝下？臣子随人皆称赞皇上圣明。
可哪想到300年后的今天。。。。。。如今有了现代化了，电灯取代蜡烛，真的灯头朝下了难怪好多乌龟王八都当了官。这大概是‘天子无戏言’的乾隆还愿吧